Skämt, humor..bara posta det

[haberdasher]

Trump, Putin and Lukashenko met at a world summit.
They decided to have a talk under more private circumstances.
They went to the nearby lake and found a rowing boat.
The question arose as to who should row the boat.
Trump: "I have made America the greatest again!".
Putin: "I have nukes!".
Lukashenko. "We are all democracies, let's have a vote!".
Later that day Trump and Putin were seen rowing, Lukashenko had won 80% of the vote.

[amadeus]

Offside regler

[Knivmakaren]

 

[Sarek]

Vi tar en om Viagra också.

[Truthster]

Statistikens fantastiska värld

Vi har tre personer och tre hamburgare
En av personerna äter alla hamburgare
Statistiskt sett åts en hamburgare per person
Två av tre personer tycker att statistik är hål i huvudet

[Truthster]

Det rapporteras från en mycket trovärdig källa att Putin, med anledning av de pågående händelserna, har haft problem med att kontrollera sina tarmgaser.

[Knivmakaren]

Tror grannen har fått hem en storleverans!

[cyber]

Statistikens fantastiska värld

Vi har tre personer och tre hamburgare
En av personerna äter alla hamburgare
Statistiskt sett åts en hamburgare per person
Två av tre personer tycker att statistik är hål i huvudet

Visste ni att 90% av all statistik är helt påhittad?

[Truthster]

A young Russian man finds an old bottle, picks it up and opens it. The Genie comes out of the bottle and says: "Thanks so much for letting me out! I feel I should do something for you, too. Would you like to become a Hero of the Russian Federation?" The guy says: "Yes, sure!" Next thing he knows, he finds himself on a battlefield with four grenades, alone against six Ukrainian tanks.

[Truthster]

An Odessa Jew meets another one. "Have you heard, Einstein has won the Nobel Prize?" "Oy, what for?" "He developed this relativity theory." "Yeah, what's that?" "Well, you know, five hairs on your head is relatively few. Five hairs in your soup is relatively many." "And for that he gets the Nobel Prize?!"

[Mark]

Gammalt men kul ändå 

https://youtu.be/pPpcdTzALWE?t=14

https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/gavleborg/sandstedt-sd-raknar-fel-i-riksdagen

[sff123]

Eller hur
https://www.reddit.com/r/Wallstreetsilver/comments/w4ltat/nancy_pelosi_gets_asked_about_insider_trading_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[cyber]

In space

[Sarek]

In space.
I can´t find any milk for my coffee.

Isn't that strange, as he is on the Milky Way...

[sff123]

WTF 

https://www.tradera.com/item/344289/551272273/silvermynt-31-1-gram-999-9-renhet-cml