Bad jokes.

[hasse_A]

Idi Amin föreslog att man skulle döpa om Uganda till Idiland.
Då var det någon som berättade vad befolkningen på Cypern kallades.

[Tyr]

Idi Amin föreslog att man skulle döpa om Uganda till Idiland.
Då var det någon som berättade vad befolkningen på Cypern kallades.

One member of Idi Amin´s cabinet said:
”The citizens of Cyprus are called Cypriots. If we change the name of Uganda to Idi, we, the Ugandans shall be called Idiots".

Och så blev det förslaget bordlagdt!

[Stacker]

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said, "David, I have some good news and some bad news."

David replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."

The attorney said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she told me she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

David replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman. What's the bad news?"

The attorney replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary".

[Tyr]

En tvättrådsetikett för barnplagg tillverkad i Kina.

[Sarek]

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